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Story Or Series Title: /I've Got Two Idiots For Brothers and Their Names Are Faramir And Boromir
Fandom: The Sue Of The Rings.
Culprit Author's Name: bell212
Full Name (plus titles if any): Lopes, which apparently means "wolf" in Elvish.
Full Species(es): Rebellious Princess Sue; also Extra Sister Sue.
Hair Colour (include adjectives): Long and wildly wavy reddish hair.
Eye Colour (include adjectives): Jade green eyes.
Unusual Markings/Colourations: Slightly pointed ears.
Special Possessions (if any): A horse named Moonflax.
Annoying Origin: Quizilla, The Pit Of Shrews.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is the sister of Boromir and Faramir. Seems to be marked as Aragorn's love interest.
Annoying Special Abilities: Archery and bareback riding.
Other Annoying Traits: Is extremely irritating; also is half elven.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

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Current Location: Edoras
Current Mood: deviousdevious
Current Music: Faith No More
 
 
24 July 2011 @ 11:43 pm
Story Or Series Title: /I've Got Two Idiots For Brothers and Their Names Are Faramir And Boromir
Fandom: The Sue Of The Rings.
Culprit Author's Name: bell212
Full Name (plus titles if any): Lopes, which apparently means "wolf" in Elvish.
Full Species(es): Rebellious Princess Sue; also Extra Sister Sue.
Hair Colour (include adjectives): Long and wildly wavy reddish hair.
Eye Colour (include adjectives): Jade green eyes.
Unusual Markings/Colourations: Slightly pointed ears.
Special Possessions (if any): A horse named Moonflax.
Annoying Origin: Quizilla, The Pit Of Shrews.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is the sister of Boromir and Faramir. Seems to be marked as Aragorn's love interest.
Annoying Special Abilities: Archery and bareback riding.
Other Annoying Traits: Is extremely irritating; also is half elven.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

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Current Location: Edoras
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: Marilyn Manson
 
 
10 July 2011 @ 12:13 am
Story Or Series Title: /I've Got Two Idiots For Brothers and Their Names Are Faramir And Boromir
Fandom: The Sue Of The Rings.
Culprit Author's Name: bell212
Full Name (plus titles if any): Lopes, which apparently means "wolf" in Elvish.
Full Species(es): Rebellious Princess Sue; also Extra Sister Sue.
Hair Colour (include adjectives): Long and wildly wavy reddish hair.
Eye Colour (include adjectives): Jade green eyes.
Unusual Markings/Colourations: Slightly pointed ears.
Special Possessions (if any): A horse named Moonflax.
Annoying Origin: Quizilla, The Pit Of Shrews.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is the sister of Boromir and Faramir. Seems to be marked as Aragorn's love interest.
Annoying Special Abilities: Archery and bareback riding.
Other Annoying Traits: Is extremely irritating; also is half elven.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

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Current Location: Edoras
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Green Day
 
 
12 April 2011 @ 06:01 pm
Sue's Name: Skye Night.
Sue's Parents: She was raised in an Orphanage of Fear.
Sue's Love-Interest: Draco Malfoy
Sue's Friends: Everyone hates her, for reasons that are like totally not at all her fault... but just watch the way she treats Draco when he tries to be friendly to her.
Sue's Background: She's super smart and has an angsty past. You know the drill.
Sue's Skills: Her ability to frighten the older boy away implies that she likely has some degree of control over her accidental magic (or wandless magic, as that would more accurately make it), making her perhaps the most powerful child we've been introduced to since Tom Marvolo Riddle. She also managed to figure out entirely on her own that she was a witch.
Sue's Eyes: Light green.
Sue's Hair: Long and brown.

Contains: Implications of vague unfortunate things happening to children, references to a very common dub-con plot, attempted murder by and of children, and McGonagall in leather. SFW.
Part One: You are looking at it.
Complete Spork: Here.
Next Part: Has not been sporked yet.

It is so hard being a witch.Collapse )
 
 
Current Location: Orphanage of Fear
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Screamo or Disney. Your choice.
 
 
Story Or Series Title: Galadrianna, Daughter Of Rivendell: The Two Towers Part 5
Fandom: The Sue Of The Rings.
Culprit Author's Name: ladygaladrianna.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Lady Galadrianna, the "she-elf".
Full Species(es): Elrond's other daughter.
Hair Colour (include adjectives): Waist length auburn hair.
Eye Colour (include adjectives): Firey green.
Unusual Markings/Colourations: Not mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Legolas' balls, plus one of the three Elven rings and a speshul bow.
Annoying Origin: Quizilla, The Pit Of Shrews.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is Elrond's daughter and Arwen's sister, plus is betrothed to Leggy.
Annoying Special Abilities: OMGSPESHULHEALINGPOWERZ!
Other Annoying Traits: Became a tenth walker for no reason, muscles in on practically everything, oh, and takes away Aragorn's big moments whenever she possibly can.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

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Current Location: Angel Island
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Duran Duran
 
 
 
Title: Nyx's Riddle
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: Daphne Delecroix
Full Name: Serida Nyx ...And I hate you already, that didn't take long! Pray tell, who are your relatives the Lynxes?
Species: Who knows, she wasn't even sorted into a canon house so she could be a killer rabbit for all I care!
House: SPARKLYPOO!
Hair Color: "tumbling golden curls"
Eye Color: "jade green eyes held unfathomable depth, giving the impression of smarts and sensibility" Yeah... did I mention I'm really starting to hate this Sue?
Unusual Markings/ Bodily Deformations: "creamy white skin and scarlet red lips. Her perfect curves and towering height added to her appeal" No "curves in all the right places"? Whoops! Wrong Suethor! "She was truly beauty and brains combined" A deadly combination in fanfiction, no doubt!
Speshul Possessions: a "fluffy pink bed" and a Stu love interest named Christopher Price! He has "brown hair with blonde highlights, and a flashy smile. He was tall and seemed laid-back in nature. His black robes brought out his sapphire blue eyes" Well... at least they were made for each other; they're both equally Sparkly!
Connection to Canon Characters: Well, well, well, because our Sue is just oh-so-speshul! she get to go to a new house called the Dumbledore house... yeah, you may think that would sound a bit cool considering the badassery Dumbedore had amounted to during his lifetime but... no. The end. Instead, we get to focus on their budding relationship and *dramatic music* the Sue's dark and mysterious past!!! Scary!!!! Yeah, apparently it has something to do with Voldemort "creating" her (not like Frankenstein's monster though...) and now she has a mission that I couldn't give a damn about.
Annoying Speshul Abilities: Is a Parseltongue and has the ability to do wandless magic! How? Because the moon gods from the third circle of hell decided that, use your imagination!
Other Annoying Speshul Abilities: To be honest, even though the Sue is 100% Sparkly to the point it makes me want to shower, she's pretty harmless. Just your typical Sue that the Suethor has most likely taken an infatuation to.
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Current Mood: blankblank
Current Music: Perfume - Baby Crusing Love
 
 
31 January 2011 @ 11:17 pm
Here is the first in a series of vintage sporks. You might have heard the term Mary You mentioned before; here is the Suebeast in all her terrible glory in one of my vintage sporks.


Story Or Series Title: http://quizilla.teennick.com/user/blamethejuiciness/stuff/
Fandom: The boy who wishes he could run far away from Sues.
Culprit Author's Name: Blamethejuiciness.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Madison Watson.
Full Species(es): Self Insert Sue.
Hair Colour (include adjectives): Pretty brown hair with side swept bangs.
Eye Colour (include adjectives): Bright vibrant blue.
Unusual Markings/Colourations: None that I can see.
Special Possessions (if any): Nothing yet.
Annoying Origin: I don't want to know. O.o
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Apparently is best friends with Ron, Hermione and Harry.
Annoying Special Abilities: Has a conscience that gives her advice.
Other Annoying Traits: Boys are instantly attracted to her.
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Sporking is done by my character Liam, and Sarah's character Gabrielle. They're a husband and wife team of vampires. XD Liam's part is in bold and Gabrielle's in dark red.

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Current Location: Angel Island
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Faith No More
 
 
30 January 2011 @ 11:59 pm
OK, this is just a question and all, but I was wondering if I could repost vintage sporkage here? Cuz there's some epic ones I and my friends have done, such as the vile Mary You, which are buried in Deleterius and therefore unaccessable to most people casually looking. I do plan to get back to Lady Gala eventually, but her vile Sueishness is making that difficult, since I rather like having stomach contents inside me, rather than outside.
 
 
Current Mood: coldcold
 
 
29 January 2011 @ 12:02 am
Title: Object of Their Affections
Fandom:
Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: ReignLee *glare* Just one more from you and I am done with your fanfiction.
Full Name: Rosevine Parkinson And yes, she is related to Pansy... not that I care since it's the last Sue I'll have to spork from this Suethor!! *squeals*
Species: human/witch
House: TOOTSIETRAMP!
Hair Color: "dark brown hair shined in the light" *cringe*
Eye Color: "vibrant green eyes contrasted with her hair, except for the small red piece in her left eye" Gee, really? I had no idea that was what she've have judging by the last THREE Sues who had those same type of eyes!
Unusual Markings/ Bodily Deformations: None described? No "curves in all the right places"? Eeee!!! Suethor, you are generous to me!! Hahaha... am I being too perky about this?
Speshul Possessions: A uniform where "her skirt seemed slightly shorter than the other girl’s stopping where her fingers touched her thigh, about three inches above her knee. Her white blouse was only half buttoned revealing her white tank top. Her heels seemed to be slightly larger giving her a taller appearance than usual" which I'm pretty sure is breaking dress code severely. An Animagus that is a wofl "with silver eyes" And a Draco Smirk!
Connection to Canon Characters: In an attempt to deviate the Sue from her past ones, the Suethor makes her related to *gasp* Pansy Parkinson and goes on to overemphasize that the Sue is absolutely nothing like her cousin! Instead, she is an "object of affection" for... wait for it... wait for it... Harry and Draco!!! Hence the rest of the fanfic consists of Draco's perverted attempts at having his way with her and the Sue vainly resisting and displaying Draco as the spawn of Satan if he had STDs... oh, and there's some kind of magical powers the Sue has that makes her speshuler than everyone else but I couldn't make it through the whole fanfic...
Annoying Speshul Abilities: *yawn* Once again she's an elemental and can do wandless magic... yippee. I'm just so excited that this is the last fanfic I'll ever have to endure from this Suethor again!!
Other Annoying Speshul Abilities:
Okay, to be fair, I can tell the Suethor was trying to make this Sue a teensy bit different from the others. But she keeps going back to that cliched Harry/Draco love triangle that is pointlessly obvious and fails at showing decent chemistry between either love interest and the Sue.

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Current Mood: peacefulpeaceful
Current Music: Kara - Jumping
 
 
27 January 2011 @ 11:11 pm
Title: The Power of a Dream Do I detect an Inception crossover? Well, considering it's still ReignLee week I'd say no...
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: ReignLee
Full Name: Isabella Gryffindor... I wonder wherever will she be sorted? If this Suethor's still following the cliche book, I think we'll all know that.
Species: witch
House: SPARKLYPOO!
Hair Color: "long light brown hair that went to the middle of her back"
Eye Color: "the most enchanting green eyes Harry had ever seen. The thing that Harry had fallen in love with the most was the piece of red at the bottom outer corner of her left eye; it was what set her apart from every other girl in the world" Yeah, you're forgetting about the three other Sues who have those same eyes, Suethor
Unusual Markings/ Bodily Deformations: "In his mind she had the perfect body; not too skinny but not fat, her body curved in all the right places, and she was well toned from playing football so much" Gee, what a surprise. I'm so shocked. I think I might have a heart attack from all this shock... *facepalm*
Speshul Possessions: "a fairy’s outfit with a mask covering her face, and she carried a black rose" to create one of the weirdest superhero costumes I've ever laid eyes on. A "black tube dress and added a black belt to her waist line, and pinned her head girl badge to it" A room with "walls were a deep grape color with sage and white accents covering the walls and bedding"
Connection to Canon Characters: Do I even have to go over this again? I mean, really I think we all know what's going to happen by now. Harry and Sue are going to instantly fall in love, Draco will serve as a love obstacle. So... because Harry had a dream about a girl and didn't, oh say, forget about it and go back to sleep he decided to track her down and ended up and Hogwarts. The rest just involves her being paired with OOC Draco and Harry trying to intervene for the next eight chapters... Oh and Dumledore's back from the dead! If I hadn't read the Suethor's five other stories, I would be jumping up and down right now, but I think I'll just go into the corner and cry. 
Annoying Speshul Abilities: "an impeccable school record, perfect scores, and extracurricular activities" from The School That Doesn't Matter to the Plot. Also she has a superhero alter-ego called the Black Rose which includes the weird costume I mentioned earlier... and then she's an undercover Order of the Phoenix... I don't know, the plot's spread all over New Zealand.
Other Annoying Speshul Abilities: This Suethor is breaking me down... just one more. *fumbles for spork* Let's do this.

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Current Mood: stressedstressed
Current Music: AKB48 - Beginner